I’m approaching A Birthday.
One I am trying to be cool about but that actually feels like the slippery slope to middle age. I am cool about it, it’s just my dreams that unlock my subconscious and tell me otherwise. Dreams where my whole family turns out to celebrate and I send them all away. ‘Cause in my dreams I’m fun like that.
I paid a little visit to the hospital yesterday and I am now the proud owner of an appointment to have Botox. Just before The Birthday.
If I told you that the two were unrelated you probably wouldn’t believe me.
Until I tell you that the Botox is for my ass.*
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*More details about this forthcoming. I bet you can’t wait.
