Ben, my irascible-yet-charming preschooler, has eaten nothing but a rice cake since yesterday morning. And this is a perfectly regular occurrence in our house.
Every mealtime is greeted by his siren call: ‘I don’t want chicken sandwich/apple pie/sausages/grapes/whatever ‘ and everytime I say, ‘okay, come and eat when you’re hungry’. Because I know how to do this mother thing. I read the books. I rock at this.
The trouble is, he never comes and eats. I like to presume it’s because he’s never hungry rather than because my cooking is intolerable.
Every week though, I make fried rice because I know this is one meal he will eat and I throw in everything I can because this meal is a deal-breaker in maintaining his weight. Because, you know, he was a failure-to-thrive baby and it will be my job until he is 18 to worry about his weight. And after that? I will most likely be dead with parenting-related exhaustion.
After he has painstakingly picked out every miniscule item of stuff he doesn’t want, and then thrown it at me in protest, he will force-feed himself the rest until his poor wee stomach is ready to pop and he takes on the appearance of a foie-gras goose.
Then he burps satisfactorily.
And I think, my work here is done.
Because I’m a mother and I take my achievements wherever I can.
And then I regret he isn’t my only child so I wouldn’t have to cook for another week.
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So what’s the recipe then???
Eva – would if it was that good. Methinks Ben might just consider it the best of a bad lot.
He’s been talking to our youngest, who has turned food-related finickiness into an art form in itself.
You are, as ever, a great read. Been too long since I popped by! Must address that.
Ugg hope he grows out of it, must be frustrating for all. At least he eats something
I have the same problem. every meal he requests pesto and pasta and then is massively disappointed by the what ever else I have spent ages preparing. does-my-head-in.
I start to lose the will to live when that happens!
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