Baby Bore

‘Mummy, I got poo in my pants,’ William says accusingly as if it is my fault. ‘What happened?’ I ask absentmindedly, as if I didn’t already know. I’m concentrating on getting breakfast on the table. It takes a great deal of effort to think about anything before my first cup of coffee. ‘DO NOT throw [...]

Harry, my four year old who is DEFINITELY ready for big school, to younger brother William: ‘I’m going to tell you a story Bubby. Once upon a time there were two little boys called William and Ben and one day they were playing in the field and they went on to the train track and [...]

It’s pretty difficult reaching my legs to keep them smooth and hair-free at this stage of the pregnancy. Still, it was only when my son pushed his Thomas the Tank Engine up my trousers (pants) and then paused, slowly lifting the material so it rested above my knee and said with some uncertainty “Mummy, is [...]