Too Many Children

The chocolate manufacturers should be at my house today

April 17, 2006

The day after Easter and today I face the delights of the chocolate poo (the toddlers’ not mine). You know, that sticky, in-one-end-straight-out-the-other poop that is the after-effect of toddlers eating too much chocolate. It’s going to be so much fun.

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Getting on with it

January 26, 2006

My two week babymoon is over. Matthew is back at work, I have accomplished getting two toddlers and an infant up, dressed, fed, nappied, nappied again and then nappied again (the infant is getting through about twenty diapers a day at the moment), got everyone in the car for the school run, come home, vacuumed [...]

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Showdown

August 2, 2005

Eldest Son, Harry, is going through a phase. He is three and a half. It’s not a good age. Having been – mostly – a very sweet, compliant toddler he has decided to become the toddler from hell. Yesterday was our worst day yet. He got up and decided he didn’t want to get dressed, [...]

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I gave birth to tomcats, not children

March 15, 2005

Yesterday the boys were so feral that, by the time bedtime rolled around, I barely wanted to kiss them goodnight. Ten minutes later, before I had even finished hanging the laundry, they were both sound asleep. Looking at their little soft warm faces, all I wanted to do was kiss them over and over. Feral, [...]

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My sons are little a$%(£^*

March 14, 2005

In the last fourteen days or so my sons have gone from being relatively well behaved to, well, what I can only describe here as *&%£$% a$%(£^*. Second Son has decided he is no longer a baby (except at cuddles time) and is giving as good as he gets in the physical-abuse-from-his-brother stakes. Even my [...]

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